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Tsunade had just become Hokage and was cursing the blond brat who convinced her to take the horrible, cursed job that involved her worst enemy: PAPERWORK! and worst of all whenever she complained to said blond brat he laughted and said "ya haven't figured out yet" before walking of. What was he talking about! She was about to take a break, when a bright flash of red and black took her and several others -including the Sand Siblings, Konoha 12 and their sensei, the Sannin the Akatsuki, the 1st, 2nd, 4th Hokage, Madara, Kushina, fa*guku and Mikoto on comfy chairs in a circle.
They all tried to stand. They couldn't. They tried to speak. No words came out. They tried to struggle. They were completely frozen in place, the only thing they could move was their head.
As they took in their surroundings they gasped in shock as they saw some would-be-dead people.
Another flash of red and black brought and old man and his two sons.
This man was the sage of the six paths and his sons were Ashura and Indra.
"Hello," Spoke the old man. "I am the Sage of the Six Paths and these are my sons Ashura and Indra. I have brought you here because I believe you need to know the truth about each other. I am going to release the spell one by one so when you can please say your name, in case people don't know you."
"My name is Naruto dattebayo." Beamed the blond brat at the start of the circle.
"Hn Sasuke." Said the antisocial boy with black eyes.
"Hashimara, 1st Hokage here." He spoke cheerfully.
"Madara." He said shortly.
"Ashura, hey Daddy do you have any Ramen I didn't have any thus morning." He pouted. Naruto and Hashirama agreed and they all got Ramen.
"I am Indra, please ignore my idiotic younger brother." He rolled his eyes at his younger brother, like Madara and Sasuke were currently doing.
"Maa maa Kakashi." The lazy, cyclops Scarecrow said lazily, his team sweatdropped.
"Obito." Spoke the man with an orange swirly man which he took off. Everyone gasped in shock as the discarded mask turned into a swirly man, this man sat in the empty seat next to Zetsu, who wasn't surprised.
"Kushina, Naruto's mother." Said the redhead.
"Mikoto, Sasuke's mother." Said the black haired lady.
"fa*guku, Sasuke's father." Said the antisocial dad.
"Minato, 4th Hokage." The other blond said.
"Kiba and my amazing dog Akamaru." The feral boy smirked holding his dog.
"H H H Hinita." Stuttered the nervous girl.
"The awesome ladies man Jariya." Said the super pervert.
"Tsunade, 5th Hokage." The busty lady slapped the pervert next to her.
"Orochimaru leader of the Sound village." The smirking snake with golden eyes purred.
"Sukura, Sasuke-kun's future wife." Everyone sweatdropped at the fangirl.
"Ino, Sasuke-kun' s real future wife." The girls started to argue whilst everyone sweatdropped at the fangirls.
"Tobirama, the 2nd Hokage and scientist." He ignored his brother saying 'more like mad scientist' and smiled at everyone.
"Kankaru, puppeteer." He smiled lovingly at his puppet and ignored his sister saying 'he is a loner who is on love with a price of wood'.
"Rin, sorry Kakashi, it wasn't your fault." She said guilty to Kakashi who was very pale and ignored the curious stares.
"GAI, KONOHA'S GREEN BEAST AND TEACHER OF YOUTH!!" The green monster yelled. Que sweatdropps.
"Ignore Sensei, my name is Tenten the weapons mistress." Said a tired but proud voice, everyone looked at her and the boy next to her in sympathy for having to deal with Gai and his clone. Rin gave Gai a stern glare and he stopped yelling about youth. They all looked at Ron like she was the messiah. She blushed.
"My name is Neji and please teach me your ways." Said the boy with long hair. Run blushed again and Gai told her she blushed beautifully. They decided to leave them alone.
"Ugh this is troublesome, I'm Shikarmaru." Said the lazy Nara.
"I'm Choji." Said the boy stuffing his face with chips. How did he get them?
"Gaara, holder of 1 tail." The boy with the Kanji for love on his head said.
"Shino." Said the bug boy.
"LEE YOUTH YOUTH YOU-." He got slapped on the head by the blond next to him.
"Temari, wind user." She said sweetly.
"Uchiha Itachi." Most people glared at him and Sasuke tried to get up and hurt him but Naruto held him back. His parents sent him betrayed looks. Itachi ignored the pain in this heart and kept up his emotionless facade. The shark next to him looked at him in concern, he gave him a small nod to ease his worries.
"Kisame, missing binof Kiri." Said Sharkey. He got glares as well.
"Sasori, puppet master." Said the young redhead.
"Deidara, art is a bang un." The blond with mouths on his hands yelled.
"Nagato or Pain, co-leader of the Akatsuki, Rinnegan user." Said the redhead, he ignored his organisations shocked looks and his old Sensei's jaw drop.
"Konan, co-leader of the Akatsuki, paper user." Said the bluenett.
"Yahiko, founder of the Akatsuki, dead." The orange haired man said cheerfully.
"Hidan, immortal follower of Jashin-sama f**cks don't ya motherf**ckin' forget it." Said the foulmothered Jashinist.
"Kakazu, immortal." Said the masked man.
"I am Zetzu, I am white and I am black." The plant man said.
"Tobi here, Tobi is a good boy!" Said the hyperactive boy with swirls all over his body.
"Kurunei, Genjustsu mistress." Said the wild haired lady.
"Asuma, wind user." Said the smoker.
"Now that's done, Naruto I want you to make a clone and push the Kuubi's chakra into it." Said the Sage. Naruto did as he was told and the clone turned into a small fox. They gaped in horror at the small animal.
"Hey everyone. It's nice to be out. Hey Kit." He said happily and jumped on Naruto' s lap and snuggled into him. Everyone stared in shock as Naruto pet him.
"Hey Ku," said Naruto. "Introduce yourself."
"Hey my real name is Kuruma," said the purring fox.
"Me and Ku have been friends for a while now, he's a big softie when ya get to know him." He smiled fondly at the fox.
"All will be explained." The Sage reminded them. "Now we are going to watch and read the lives of some people in this room, sometimes it will be one person sometimes a group, the first we are looking at is Uchiha Itachi." Que glares and a pale-ish Itachi. "Here we go."
